ugh

Hit the button.

Hit the emergency eject button.

Just hit it now.


Thanks, jackass.

If You Only Knew

How much fun I had today.

I don't think anyone can begin to understand.

I was amused in so many ways.

Good times:

Round 1:

Me: Do you really think you need three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Jordan: What are you talking about...there's only two. See, one, two, three.

Round 2:

Jordan: Here comes the broccoli airplane...
Me: Screw you Jordan I hate broccoli. (Watches broccoli fall in fruit cup.) Damn you. You dropped that shit into my fruit-cup.
Jordan: Here, let me scoop that out for you.
Me: No, no don't bother. You've officially ruined it. It's done.

Round 3:

Jordan: Can I put my airplane into your secret hatch?
Me: What? Is that a sexual innuendo? And no, you can't. Not in front of the children.

The one that pushes me into doors and drops broccoli into my fruitcup and makes fun of my blue blue tan[blue] shirt. Yea. You. <3